Diving Deep

           O Snow, snow, wherefore art thou Snow? Why can't you fall faster? It's been a year since I've last seen you, and I've missed you a little too much. I miss your cold tips and brightening presence. If you're going to fall, you might as well fall faster in greater amounts. Our studying schedules depend on you. If you fall, we don't study. Simple as that.             Also please try to fall more near more residential areas. Because, pretty much, the more you fall near houses, the more effort families will need to take to clean their driveways and sidewalks, then the more time it will take, then Kerry Birmingham will feel more pity and finally give us the long-awaited snow day!             It's easy to understand; the rate of you falling must be much greater than the rate of you melting because of the salt. Now that you know that, it's up to you on how you want to treat yo...

         Christmas time is here and you're sitting here stumped on what to write on your wishlist. You have everything you want so you search up "best gifts for teen girls". Well, unfortunately, that still doesn't help. You then realize your polish collection is running a little low and decide a few new colors won't hurt, even though you're always too lazy to do your nails because there's a nail salon approximately 1/2 mile away.           You get your gift back and "voila" brand new nail polishes! These two colors you receive will make the collection on your dresser the perfect rainbow. Could it get more satisfying than that? All things aside you try to ignore that fact that the colors you got were actually your least favorite. But Hey, hopefully, someone who stops by your dresser will compliment the collection because that's all that matters, right?          Sooner or later you have an important ...